ZINGTOM MAX

🔥 ZINGTOM MAX – RED RAGE EDITION 🔥

The Ginger-Tomato Shot That Slaps Harder Than Monday Mornings

Welcome to the latest liquid legend from Nix Shots HQ:

ZINGTOM MAX – Red Rage Edition. It’s bold. It’s fiery. It’s the kind of health shot that kicks down your door, sorts your life out, and then storms out again leaving you breathless and slightly confused.

If you’ve ever thought,

“I wish my immune system drink looked like a horror movie prop and tasted like a flaming slap,”

congratulations – this one’s for you.

🧪 What Is It?

A savage blend of ginger and tinned tomatoes, turbocharged with lemon juice, chilli heat, and an unapologetic blast of red food colouring.

This isn’t a health shot. It’s a health statement.

🍅 Ingredients (Makes 1 Litre of Pure Chaos):

• 1 x 400g tin chopped tomatoes

• 200g fresh ginger root, peeled and roughly chopped

• 1 carrot (token sweetness)

• Juice of 1 lemon

• ½ tsp salt

• ½ tsp cayenne pepper or hot sauce

• 1 tsp honey or maple syrup (optional)

• 200ml cold water

• 6–8 drops red food colouring (or until it looks radioactive)

⚙️ Method (In Your Mighty Ninja Soup Maker):

1. Chuck all the ingredients (except the food colouring) into the jug.

2. Select Smooth Soup – blend and heat for 30 minutes while you feel smug.

3. Add the food colouring after blending. Stir and admire the aggressive redness.

4. Bottle it, chill it, and don’t forget to label it:

   
   

   “ZINGTOM MAX – NOT FOR WIMPS.”

💷 Cost Breakdown – Affordable Mayhem

You don’t need a Whole Foods budget to bring the fire.

| Total Cost: £2.45 for 1L

| Per Shot (100ml): £0.25

That’s nearly 10x cheaper than the tiny pre-made ginger shots from supermarkets – and 1000x punchier.

⚔️ Why You Need It:

• Ginger: Anti-inflammatory, anti-everything, full of bite

• Tomatoes: Rich in lycopene – good for your heart, great for your Instagram aesthetic

• Lemon: Zesty kick and vitamin C blitz

• Cayenne: Boosts metabolism and your street cred

• Red colouring: Makes it look like you drink lava. That’s cool.

🥃 How to Serve Like a Legend:

• Chill in the fridge

• Serve in shot glasses (or test tubes, if you’re feeling dramatic)

• Garnish with a tiny chilli or celery salt rim

• Add vodka and tabasco to make a “Raging Mary” – but maybe sit down first

⚠️ Not For Wimps

ZINGTOM MAX is:

• Not mild

• Not apologetic

• Definitely not beige

It’s the angry cousin of tomato juice and the fiery sibling of ginger tea. Drink it if you dare.

💬 Want a Bottle?

Not for sale in shops. DM me to join the secret ZINGTOM society.

Entry requirement: bravery, and a fridge.

Coming Soon from Nix Shots:

• GLOWMAX – Ginger & Apple, radioactive gold vibes

• BEETNIX – Beetroot, chilli, ginger, and existential power

• Thunderloaf – OK, that one’s bread, but it’s still epic

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